Christmas Mourning
Dear Santa, My name is Jimmy. I was a good boy all year. This was particularly difficult for me what with my history of playground extortion, stealing candybars, and setting fires. I managed to do it...
View ArticleWeek 5: Picture This
Update» It’s voting time for week 5. Here are a few other Blogger Idol entries I liked this week, in no particular order: Grandma’s changing painting A civil war breaks out Customer...
View ArticleDark Lord of the Underwear
One of the things I’m going to miss when I relocate is the bus route that I’m on. Yes, it’s a horrible bus filled with psychopaths, under-medicated societal misfits, over-medicated societal misfits,...
View ArticleBody Departs
I’m browsing around the net and stumble across one of those sugary-sweet pictures of a child holding their first lost tooth. How cute. Ain’t he sweet? Well… yeah. Pretty cute, but think about how...
View ArticleFast Food, Slow Employees
Am I the only one that has noticed the food-gomers at fast-food places are getting even more stupid than usual? It’s no longer the bottom-of-the-workforce-ladder dregs that normally occupy the spot...
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